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一輛紅漆裎亮的消防車,山莊裡的老人們和那些看顧老人的南洋女孩,會提著大塑膠筒,認命但說不出悲傷的排一長列接水。那都是離城市非常遠的界外之境,發生的不重要的事。那時我們分飾不同的戲角:師父成為一個空洞的身影,披著紅袈裟在人影紛亂的香港街道走著,他的頸脖九十度角垂著,使他看起來像一隻在巖壁上踱步的兀鷹。那成為一個孤獨、封閉的行走。
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「大師兄,二師兄,我們這次要怎麼救師父呢?」但美猴王已變成那家超市門口,其中一台夾娃娃機裡,幾十隻可愛小猴子絨毛玩具裡的,分不出牠是哪一隻。另一台是比較大的可愛灰驢子公仔。那個鐵夾子根本是鬆的。每投幣,下夾,夾住美猴王的頭、或屁股、甚至尾巴,牠都垂直掉下,永遠不回朝洞口挪近兩公分吧。後來我搬進城裡了,有了老婆小孩,我不太記得那些住在那被子女棄置的老人的山莊裡的時光了。我好像曾經在那條溪邊游泳,有一次差點被一漩渦吞進,上游的養豬戶把豬糞和死豬屍體傾到入溪,臭氣薰天。或是颱風每過境,那山中人家共用的大水塔必被豪雨沖刷阻塞,水龍頭像上吊者的咽喉發出空鳴,沒有半滴水;但外頭明明潮溼到柏油路面像麵包吸水過多裂開,滿地淹死的發白蛙屍,屋簷下群聚著大小蝸牛,壁角則竄冒出像女人手指的蕈菇。「眼睛所見如此溼,張嘴卻喝不到一滴水啊。」這時總會駛進一輛紅漆裎亮的消防車,山莊裡的老人們和那些看顧老人的南洋女孩,會提著大塑膠筒,認命但說不出悲傷的排一長列接水。那都是離城市非常遠的界外之境,發生的不重要的事。也許那時,美猴王正和金角大王銀角大王,在淡藍色的遠山山頂,以星球的尺度摔撲打鬥;或揮扇朝離宮噴湧出烈焰,燒得上百隻分身忍術小猴滋滋亂響,成一小縷一小縷焦煙;或好個美猴王,像拉布朗詹姆士在眾小妖的包圍、身體碰撞下,不可思議的過人、翻身、擋拆、把大家撞飛、彈跳而起、露出撩牙,以戰斧式劈扣,將如意金箍棒朝金角的面門砸去。忽而又被銀角喊他名字,收進一只葫蘆裡。但那一切又像半空中播放的《全面啟動》,美猴王總在將被收進葫蘆口之前,把時間微分成一小格一小格分解的單元。所有人靜止不動,只有他從那縫隙中鑽出,另開一個畫面重來。把名字更改倒裝,卻再一次被葫蘆吸進;再次鑽那時間豪秒之隙,再重開圖檔,又被收掉,如此不斷重來,顛倒夢幻,像小孩開玩笑或卓別林喜劇。人們在電影院裡看那些綠巨人浩克,雷神索爾,鋼鐵人,美國隊長,他們像打蝗蟲打碎網路繁殖出來的人工智能怪咖,把城市的摩天大樓撞得像捏成粉的餅乾屑,根本見怪不怪啦。反而是這條沿著河谷而蜿蜒的鄉村道路,約五百公尺就一間土地公廟,掛著紅燈籠串,香火不斷,香案上積灰並排著一對對大小新舊不一的擲茭,或是不明信徒捐贈的一盒盒小紅蠟燭。土地公的小雕像總是笑容可掬,金黃漆綴兜銀白漆鬍髯。那可是美猴王在他的大公路電影裡,每次打妖怪不順,就用他那金箍棒搗地,叫喚出來威嚇出氣,兼問情報的「土地老兒」啊。如今大聖早在那薄光幻影的界面,被稀釋再稀釋;反而這低階小吏,在人間繁殖祂配享之廟的「傀偶分身法」,感覺跟這些鄉村老人歐巴桑更有時光潺潺流過的交情啊。像地產大亨的塑膠小屋,沿著悲苦的人間聚落不曾滅絕,原貌也不會被亂改,比美猴王厲害多啦。,